i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths

(Source: briecheesie)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

There are 5 types of fear

cvroline:

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

jackryanz:

arccannine:

jackryanz:

did anyone else have that fad in their middle school where people would lick elbows and see if the person being licked noticed and they usually never did that was fucked up

what sort of place did you go to

image

me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.

obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.

me: Did I fucking stutter?