July 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
I want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
Martin would own that show.
Everyone's been looking for this! I've been searching for the past 20 minutes and found it!
you’re welcome
Like a boss.
Listen
click play and watch the .gif
OMFG! Perfect fit!
You're so beautiful... you made me forget my pick up line.
aahhhh! Good one. you’ve won me over.
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
classy as fuck
he looks like a pasty ghost boy
things that say a lot about people:
- the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
- how they feel about the weather
- whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
- fingernails
- and hands in general
- their preferred creative outlet
- how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
- whether or not they drink coffee
- if they ever forget to eat
- how honest they are with themselves (and others)
- if they correct your grammar
- and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts
